so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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