i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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