This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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