I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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