ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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