I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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