That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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