Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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