yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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