you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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