your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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