curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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