But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
