You're completely useless in the revolution.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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