I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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