her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
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