You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
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