So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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