I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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