I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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