We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
i've created a new STD.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize
