Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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