Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize