Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I am spending my child support on dildos
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
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