i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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