I think i peed on brittanys purse
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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