so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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