Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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