whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
her vagine was all disorganized.
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
she pinky promised me she was 18
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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