If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
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