Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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