idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I can tuck mytits in my pants
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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