So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Why did my mother make you get naked?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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