I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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