How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
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