at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
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