Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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