This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
this is an emotional support booty call
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
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