I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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