thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Enjoy the penises
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Randomize
