Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I think a kid would responsible me up
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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