belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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