So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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