He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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