I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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