Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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