so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
