West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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