I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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