we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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