Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Can Purell be used as lube?
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Randomize