Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I'm too high and old for this...
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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