So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Randomize
