ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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